E: Yeah, that was like, one day of his life…
Hessie: That’s right, for the rest of it, he was a carpenter...he made cabinets
Housewife: She’s never even seen a Bible
E: She only knows what she reads on atheist Web sites…She saw one, near your book, in Barnes and Noble…
Hessie: Yeah, I have. I have one. It says, Bible, by God. And on the back, it says, About the author.
E: God was born in 1976 in Madison, Wisconsin…
Hessie: God is a teacher, counselor, philosopher…some other crap…
Hank: He was a carpenter
Housewife: That was his son, Jesus
Hank: He was a part time DJ, that radio station, KGOD
Hessie:…his timeless classic, The Bible, has been enjoyed by millions…
Hank: Other works include The Hunt for Red October, Bible 2: Electric Boogaloo, and Tuesdays with Morrie
Hank: I heard he was the ghostwriter of the Koran…
Housewife: That was a myth
Housewife: I wonder how the New Testament was received when it came out…
Hessie: Now guys, I know what they always say about sequels, but really, this one…
Housewife: The Dead Sea Scrolls however, were originally rejected from the publisher. In addition, they were really disappointed with the translation in the King James version. Add in some stuff about homosexuals…and slavery. It will appeal to the American audience
Hank: What’s America?
Hessie: Yeah, homosexuals, and dinosaurs, they’re gonna have questions about that…
Hank: Jonah saw a dinosaur, or something. Maybe it was Job. I don’t know, starts with a J…
Hessie: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIE…..
E: Can someone stop her?
Housewife: You say that like any of us have control over her…
Hank hits Hessie with bottle, rumble ensues
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